Margaret

suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

lifehasleftmelost:

I HELD A #GOAT

lifehasleftmelost:

I HELD A #GOAT

helakui:



First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.


this hits home hard

helakui:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

this hits home hard

(Source: hadeiadel)

dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute)

tastefullyoffensive:

Excited Pug Photoshop Battle [photoshopbattles]

Previously: Bagpipe Player Photoshop Battle

(Source: emptyconscience)

(Source: assisthebest)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?